Top 10 Reasons God Created Women10- خدا نگران بود که آدم در باغ عدن گم بشه چون اهل پرسیدن آدرس نبود.10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.9-خدا میدونست یه روزی آدم نیاز داره یک کسی کنترل تلویزیون رو بهش بده. 9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)8- خدا میدونست که آدم هیچ وقت خودش وقت دکتر نمیگیره!8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment. 7-خدا میدونست اگه برگ انجیر آدم تموم بشه، هیچ وقت خودش برای خودش یکی دیگه نمیخره.7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself. 6- خدا میدونست كه آدم يادش ميره آشغالا رو بيرون ببره.6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage. 5- خدا مي خواست که آدم بارور و تكثير شود ، اما میدونست هم كه آدم تحمل درد زايمان رو نداره.5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth. 4- خدا میدونست كه مانند يك باغبون ، آدم براي پيدا كردن ابزارهاش نياز به كمك داره.4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools. 3- خدا میدونست كه آدم به كسي براي مقصر دونستش براي موضوع سيب يا هر چيز ديگري نياز داره.3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Appleincident, and for anything else that was really his fault. 2- همونطور كه در تورات آمده : براي يك مرد خوب نيست تنها بماند.2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." And the Number One reason of all.... و سرانجام دليل شماره يك1- خدا به آدم نگاه كرد و گفت : من بهتر از اين هم مي تونم خلق كنم....1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that!!"
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