He Said To Me!, I Said To him!.
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit
on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
I said. . .. A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Leopard cuddles Baby Baboon
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